




Well hello there!!
I am finally back in good ol' St. Andrews, Scotland after an.. interesting Spring Break. The past two weeks have taught me more about myself, other people, and life in general than I could have ever imagined. Before departing to all of these wonderful countries, I imagined traveling being glamorous, sexy, and relaxing. SO WRONG. Traveling is the grossest, least sexy, and most stressful experience I think I have ever partaken in! Before I get down to the nitty-gritty, heres a little update.
Here's a little recap for all of you who forgot where I traveled:
March 31-April 2 - Venice, Italy
April 2-April 5 - Florence and Milan, Italy
April 5-April 8 - Nice, France (with stops in Cannes and Cap d'Ail)
April 8- April 11 - Barcelona, Spain
I would have to say southern France was my favorite destination out of the entire trip. The weather, beaches, and hostel were by far the best. I have to admit, I was a little underwhelmed with Italy - especially Florence. I think the crowds and weather played a big factor in that.
I SURVIVED:
1. Group awkwardness - Group awkwardness became the reason for many people in my group literally losing their minds by Day 4. I traveled with 4 other individuals - 2 girls, 2 boys. No complaints about the girls on the trip - I have never grown so close to 2 people in such a short span of time. While no actual names shall be referenced in this blog, one particular individual quickly became the epicenter of the entire group's frustration. I am not one on very timely schedules, nor do I think vacation should be planned out accordingly by 8 am every morning. I do not like being rushed during site seeing, rushed during relaxation time, and especially not rushed during meals. This quickly became problematic, as you may have already imagined. Once France hit we all realized we needed "solo days" to cope with the growing concern over one particular group member. We did survive though - Emily and Casey, you guys struggled but eventually came out on top. I want to thank you for being there for me during those touch and go moments where I am sure neither of you knew if I would come out of Spring Break alive. Casey had to cut out of Spring Break a little early due to the extent of the awkwardness but she was still a trooper through the 20 mile plus runs through Venice.
2. Broken feet/growing 5 extra toes - funny story goes along with this one. You would think sneakers were a good choice while traveling 2 weeks in 3 countries right? Well, my sneakers started to hate me - I'm guessing due to the hundreds of miles ran throughout Italy. Eventually, my toes started growing toes and now I am left with way too many toes to count. The broken ankles story goes back to Nice, France. I have never felt more like I was participating in a movie than when I was bookin' it through the streets of France to make a train leaving for Cannes in approximately six minutes. This event may not seem so traumatic but when you have wood-like flip flops on and you take them off to run BAREFOOT through the streets it becomes a survival tactic. My choices were limited to: A. Walk to the train station in a reasonable fashion, miss the train, and be stuck in Nice all day to participate in more group awkwardness. B. Run through the streets of France WITH my flip flops, inevitably trip during some point, possibly break more crucial bones, and still probably not make the train. Or C. which seemed like the option which would give me the greatest chance of survival: Take off wooden flip flops, book it through the streets (breaking ankles/tearing both Achilles tendons in the process) and cut down the 15 minute walk to a mere 3 minute run. Good idea right - especially since the train didn't leave for an actual TWENTY MINUTES. Thanks France transportation strike.
3. Easter in Florence - Italy was wonderful.. I mean what is not to love about Italy. The food was amazing (bread, however, not so magical). Great wine, great views, great memories. The tradition in Florence on Easter is the "Explosion of the Cart" which takes place around 10am. Needless to say, the streets were a mob and people became very pushy to see the explosion of the cart/white oxen/pink smoke which happens after the explosion. Emily, Casey, and I landed ourselves on Italian television after pushing our way to the front of the mess of people - not a huge deal, it's just that we're pretty famous in Italy now.
4. RyanAir - This story is by far the WORST part of my spring break 2010. I packed one small bag (Thanks Natalie) to bring to Europe. I traveled from Edinburgh to London, London to Italy, and France to Spain with said bag. During all three flights, all three airports and airlines had no issues with my bag (by the way, French airports clearly do not have an issue with you bringing razor blades on the flight - very safe). The Girona airport, however, seemed to believe that my bag did not fit regulation RyanAir travel restrictions. This led to numerous layers of clothing being added to our already sweaty bodies (ex. Jackie putting space bags in her jackets, Emily sporting 11 plus t-shirts, Brad wearing his denim vest?) to make sure our bags were good to go. After making sure our bags fit properly in the particular limits, a particular Gironian employee decided to make us check our bags for a steep 35 Euro. After arguing for a good deal of time about how our bags DID in fact fit, she proceeded to inform us the plane would be leaving without us unless our 35 Euro fee was paid. Due to the trauma inflicted upon me by RyanAir, I will never EVER travel with them again - and made it blatantly clear to the woman working in Girona.
5. Hostels - We stayed in four different hostels in Europe. Two in Italy, one in France, and one in Spain. In Spain, I had to book apart from the other 9 people because I was only staying two nights. This led to awkward encounters with a French woman who was trying to explain her life to me while I looked at her shaking my head in confusion (this lasted for a good 15 minutes.) Hostels made me realize how much I LOVE my alone time and how important personal space is to anyone. Living on top of 4 people for two weeks is a different kind of living. Too many germs, awkward stories, and mental breakdowns are shared when you are constantly surrounded by the same group of people. You definitely learn so much about people and grow very close to them - which can be a great thing! During our stay in the Florence hostel, my group encountered a crazy Amazonian man but we shall return to that later. Hostels also do not provide soap which leads to "I survived" #9.
6. Craziest People Alive - #1. Montana. His name says it all.. right? This guy was a true piece of work. On the train from Florence to Nice we met a promising individual who went by Montana. This guy must have been living in Montana land - we learned throughout the 2 hour train ride that Montana had lived in New York, Miami, LA, Spain, Italy, France, London, Paris, was a magazine owner but had no business card, had a blonde child when he was African American, and had a severe obsession with Moroccan young girls, and was just "a happy boy making a lot of money". Two other young American college tourists on the train eventually asked Montana for his phone number so they could meet up in Cannes.. some people never learn. #2. Crazy bread man. Eric and I took a day trip to Cap d'Ail for the "solo day" segment of France. The scenery was something out of a painting and the weather was perfect. We are guessing this man was the local baker - well.. we are hoping. He was wearing a fanny pack, a visor, and running pants and proceeded, for a food 30 minutes, to walk to and from a little hut next to the beach. gather 3 loaves of bread and break them apart into the ocean. I am all for feeding the birds and all, but this guy only brought THREE loaves each time. Why would you not just bring a bag of bread and save yourself the time? Crazy French people. #3. Amazonian man. Our hostel in Florence was great - equipped with a pool, sauna, and exercise area. What we did not know the hostel provided, however, was lice. Our hostel was a 6 person hostel - and our group filled 4 of the beds since Eric had to sleep elsewhere. The other two individuals in the room were.. interesting. They barely wore clothes, had hair down to their rears, and did not speak a hint of English. Casey got stuck bunking under the one individual and the next morning INSISTED we change rooms due to the lice she swore she contracted from Amazon man, even refusing to shower because "lice mate more when your hair is clean". We eventually switched rooms into a personal room which was lovely. Casey never got lice, thank god. We all would have suffered through that one. Thanks for being a trooper Casey.
7. Italian Police Chase - One of the most exciting points of the journey. While hanging out in San Marco Square one night in Venice we kept seeing men standing on the sides of streets with fake designer bags laid out in front of them. Apparently these men are used to being run down by the police because all of their bags sit on blankets and when the police are sighted, they just wrap up their blankets and book it. We were caught in the middle of one of these chases.. and these men do not stop for anything. My leg was caught mid-chase by a fake bag. It was a terrible pain but a good story. The physical war wounds will fade, but the mental war wounds shall not.
8. Homelessness - Last day of the journey. Location: Barcelona. Had any of us showered in 72 hours? NOPE. We got kicked out of our hostel at 11 am and had to find something to do until 5 pm. We slept in a park - what else? All 8 of us either got pooped on by birds, sat in bird poop, or got peed on by a bird (in the mouth.. ew). We should have picked up a book about how to be homeless, as a group we weren't so successful.
9. Near-Death Sickness - Day 2. Location: Venice. One of our group members, once again not mentioning particular names, contracted some terrible cold right before Spring Break. Obviously due to the lack of soap in hostels and close living quarters, we were all bound to get this sickness at some point. I was inflicted first - and it did not end until... well I actually still have it! Casey also become near-death and we had to nurse her back to health with hostel cookies and wine, we think it worked. I have never cherished soap so much and will never pass up a chance to wash my hands... ever again.
10. Do I need a #10? ... Come on - Has this story been enough for you to handle? Are you exhausted just reading it? Two weeks in the life of backpackers in Europe was enough for me to handle. For future travelers, I would recommend always booking private hostel rooms, buying a baseball hat to cover up your nastiness after not showering, and always having plenty of anti-bacterial soap on hand to prevent Malaria, Swine Flu, SARS or any other infection readily available in European hostels.
It's good to be home!